Last seen walking back on 0 in New Chandigarh. A week earlier: 139* in Thiruvananthapuram, fifty aur hundred dono six se. Paglu log bolte hain: yeh toh trailer tha.


Das deliveries. Debut ke din, record waali raatein, RCB ka heartbreak se glory tak, aur ek bahut spooky duck. Bada score karo, Paglu badge kamao.
Test waale band, T20I waala one-and-done, ab saara pressure ODI pitch pe. Neeche scoreboard hai — aur poora desh agle hundred ka wait kar raha hai.
86 ho gaye, 14 baaki. Har hundred ke liye ek diya — jalao, mannat maango, aur nazar na lage isliye ek kaala teeka bhi.
Kisi bhi diye pe tap karo — ya neeche wala button dabao.